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Oba­mania

2006 October 19 - Name one thing that Barrack Obama has accomplished legislatively. Anyone?

Jesus, Protect Us From Your Followers...

2006 October 6 - Any camp that holds Islamist martyrs up as an ideal for its students can't be a good thing.

Is There a Good Candidate Near Baltimore?

2006 October 5 - I can't find a politician who supports states rights, civil rights, and fiscal responsibility.

What the FUCK is wrong with these people???

2006 September 25 - Rod Serling was right. It's the only rational explanation.

Dear Democratic Leader (a slightly different survey)

2006 September 13 - The more things stay the same, the more they change. At least I hope so.

Hooray, Gattaca is here

2006 September 4 - and that's a good thing, really! Don't leave your children's future to chance.

Our world will end, not with a bang, but carbonated fizz

2006 July 6 - Even if global warming weren't real, CO2 might still kill us all.

Supply and Demand

2006 June 9 - If Republicans really believed in the free market...

Dubya's sexual re-orientation

2006 June 5 - Bush just can't make up his mind about it. He's clearly gay-curious.

NeoDemocracy on the Rise (part 2)

2006 June 1 - Sure, a stopped clock is right two times a day. But what about an ignorant asshole?

Terrorism Funding and the Two Color Problem

2006 June 1 - Which states gained and which states lost? I'll give you two guesses.

Future Time Orientation

2006 June 1 - According to Seattle, planning ahead is considered racist?

Dear Friend (survey series, parts 3 and 4)

2006 March 21 - Liddy Dole and Bill Frist are my dear friends too!

Dear Fellow Republican (part 2)

2006 March 1 - He likes me, he likes me not, he likes me, he likes me not...

Dear Fellow Republican

2006 February 3 - Ken Mehlman, you like me! You really like me!

Have a True Christmas

2005 December 4 - Jerry Falwell may as well dance around a burning pentagram in goatskin leggings, it'd be just as "Christian".

Unintelligent Design

2005 November 9 - Who created Creationism, and the death of logic

Top 10 Reasons SUVs Suck

2005 November 6 - Channeling the spirit of David Letterman, I say Oil Money Funds Terrorism.

It's the same it's the same in the whole wide world

2005 October 31 - Yes, I dressed that way just to keep them at bay. Did you?

We, the People

2005 July 28 - A good man did something, and evil didn't triumph, which is exactly how it's supposed to work.

Obligatory Review of Current Events

2005 July 13 - Maybe the folks from the Porter side will reply in my journal this time.

Please Don't Support Your Family!

2005 July 7 - Free malware removal makes baby Jesus cry.

Activist Judges and Humpty Dumpty

2005 June 24 - I hope that the folks who just removed several words from the Constitution have a great fall.

Neodemocracy on the rise (part 1)

2005 May 11 - Conservative columnist Steve Chapman has joined my bandwagon of support for the New Democratic Platform. The red states will vote for it, and the blue states will benefit: my NeoDem pledge.

Republican Party Census

2005 April 26 - My wife (the Democrat of our family) is on the Republican donors mailing list.

Bomb Voyage

2005 February 13 - Join the campaign to support the New Democratic Platform.

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